I really want to sleep with her friend. I'm hoping our casual sex relationship will somehow lead to that.
Jack off faster Americas best dance crew is beyonce themed
similar to the time we made up the game of screaming at the top of our lungs any time a guy any of us slept with walked into the party. that went over SO well.
Im am drinking whisky alone in my parents basement. I think I just watched the point of no return stroll by.
What can I say, your life is charmed. I'm on the couch trying to decide whether or not to puke again.
im getting coffee to go get coffee.
Im throwing up in my trash can so I can go throw up in the toilet. We're basically on the same level.
I cannot take someone's straight and gay virginity in one threesome. It's just too much responsibility.
at what point last night did i decided to have a photo shoot with your camel toe
Bartenders are not toys. I repeat, bartenders are not toys.
My main goal for tomorrow night is to make it back into my own bed
Oh my god. A memory of last night just came to me. One of our neighbors joked about Thomas having a big dick and I just kept shaking my head profusely.
Want to run by the liquor store later? Tequila Youn should really be in attendance at Party Mountain. No one else could be our spirit animal.
The water at the venue tasted HORRIBLE so I just kept drinking booze. It was like the medievals.
All I'm saying is the next time I see him naked, there better be something in it for me that doesn't end in bailing him out of jail.
Its like Gods punishment for wanting to party
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