I wish I only lived at night.
Bristol Palin says: Remember to use protection
i'm not sure what happened. i know i woke up on the floor of his bathroom, then had morning sex with him. dont remember getting to his apt. dont remember much.
morning sex?... maybe not a total mistake then? he seems like a normal person, so rare at BU
oh no, he's far from normal. i know his high school girlfriend. she's CRAZY. and he definitely deals prescription drugs. also. he had sex with me even though i slept on his bathroom floor.
this is the second time this summer that a girl has called me a ken dol
you shouldn't let them see you without your pants on
You guys need to get along, there is no need for a pissing contest...We're all fucking each others ex's.
I think I just inadvertently started a sex competition with my roommate and her boyfriend.
He told me that if his bed could talk, it'd write a medical journal. Guess it's too late to worry about that now.
Night. I'll wake u up at 6 with the unfinnished vodka bottle so be prepared young grasshoper. U have much to learn.
Look if 10 am was too early to go barrel tasting the winery would not be open.
i know you're at the dentist, but this dick pic was too phenominal to wait and i deserve immediate tit compensation
I feel like everyone in class can tell we had a threesome last weekend.
MY BRAIN IS OSCILLATING. DOES THAT EVEN MAKE SENSE
I spent a good part of the night in a bear hat claiming I'd changed spieces
Life without a bra equals bliss.
Are we allowed to ho on the roof?
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