So I don't think its herpes anymore. Could be a sign of diabetes though. Is it bad that I consider getting diabetes 'dodging a bullet'?
Its like we are women, and boise state is a gangster rap song. This game is degrading
Sometimes i look at the biltmore estate and wonder just how small George Vanderbilt's penis was...
Did you know the Dallas Cowboy cheerleaders have an exercise show ON Demand? Yeah, I had a lonely night
Not gonna happen. She just told me she puts glitter over the mole on her nose to make it look like a piercing.
Well, I didn't bring a notebook or any paper to class. Should I take notes on the sugar packet, lace thong, or condom wrapper that instead are in my school bag?
I'm genuinely dissapointed that we didn't make any fat chicks cry
Also, did that cop draw hearts on everyone's hands last night?
Im currently watching two girls making out. In the library. Hope your studying is going as good as mine is. Haha
A bee came out of the shoe box and stung her. Even the insect community doesn't want her in those hideous things.
And now you understand the importance of Saturday naps.
Because you stay up all night having sex and eating sushi?
I just fell off a roof. So I'm kinda chillin for a minute.
I'm pmsing and only have one functional foot
He uses Bing as his search engine...but he's great in bed. So obviously I'm torn.
My ex gave me head because she said she didn't enough when we were dating... Best ex ever? I think yes.
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