I think we need to take a brake
What upsets me the most about that is that you spelt it 'brake'
p.s. this guy just tipped me with ecstasy pills. is this real life
I think horse shit smells the best of all shits.
So apparently I told him I was off to go "whore skipping" and I disappeared into the night skipping down the street. I know this because there's video.
Because ur a stupid bitch
Actually, I'm graduating from college on Saturday so that makes me a well educated bitch.
how did he go about obtaining bull sperm?
Sharon took in a random bleeding stranger drunker than her, named her Nicole, and is feeding her jello shots on the toilet
He had a ladies night special at his place. Unlimited jello shots till 10, 50 cents after.
Not enough clothes on. Not enough vagina. Not enough drugs in my body.
He rode a broom down the stairs while we were mattress surfing. Naked. Buck ass naked. WTF
People shouldn't leave you two alone together. You're just going to end up having sex.
Do you remember making out with the dude in the back of my cab last night?? You said his mustache tickled your tongue.
You can't break up with me. I brought you to see Beyoncé.
I'm like 89% sure I could get him to buy me a car in exchange for a half-assed handy.
I just used an Amazon gift card from a student to order a new vibrator....teacher of the year
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