What I dont get about To Catch a Predator is who the fuck still uses chat rooms?
k so who do I think I'm kidding applying to culinary school? I just fucked up a microwaveable pizza
He just refered to Steak and Shake as "a good place for couples". I will definitely not be shacking tonight.
She was adopted and used to dance at Sapphire. just my speed.
He's playing farmville on his phone while puking over the toilet..
I'm a 23 year old virgin. I've masturbated in ways you can't even imagine.
I got the number from the girl at uhaul even after she saw me throw up all over the parking lot with a 6 pack in my hands.
In my defense, I haven't stolen anyone's clothes yet.
Yeah, that's a plus.
Not yoga, whiskey. Totally mis-typed whiskey.
I woke up in a bunk bed beside two Brazilians dude you have no idea how happy I was
Do normal couples celebrate occasions naked with Chicken McNuggets and BBQ sauce?
For someone I see at the bar by herself all the time... I should have know she had a tazer.
When campus security rolled up he stole their car and drove it like 100 feet. Then he walked up and gave back the keys because it was a hyundai.
Now I am free. And I want to go meet men. My phone deleted all my contacts, and I consider this to be a new beginning. With a new man in my phone book.
I'm just really glad SD weather is so erratic so I can get away with wearing a scarf in May to cover up these hickeys.
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