Well, its 5:30am and you haven't let me in, I guess ill go home
he fingered me, smelled his fingers, then asked me what i ate today..
Kind of a slow process. Played 9 holes with her yesterday. Wish one of them was hers
you made a powerpoint titled 'things i've drank tonight' and emailed it to me.
triple team girl just facebook chatted me. do i tell her i had a nice time?
Chasing shots by shotgunning beers is not a good idea.
It's embarrassing enough people in my life are aware of the ridiculous things that happen to me. I don't think we need to get the whole world involved.
We met a guy named Raymond. You called him ramen all might and told him you would eat him up, "like sex, on a budget."
Moonshine marathon is never a good idea
He was leaving the restaurant I was going to as I was parking. I didn't want to scream, "hey, didn't I jerk you off?" Out of my window at 10 am
YOU LEFT MY FUCKING BRA OUTSIDE OF YOUR HOUSE AND NEVER TEXTED ME.
It's finals week and I'm halfway done with this bag of wine and don't plan on stopping. Say goodbye to my GPA
I worry about your feelings an awful lot for somebody who gets off on making you cry
I was really surprised he asked for my number the next morning..... and my name.
If I get the job, I'm gonna get wasted to celebrate. If I don't get the job, I'm gonna get wasted to forget. Win-Win
Randomize
