Shes cool when Im fuckin smashed.....Sober.....She suuuuuuuuuuucks
They keep asking what you are doing. I told them to quit calling her "what."
I don't remember what your face looks like..
I don't remember your face either, just your dick.
Sometimes I worry for your future but then I remember how big your boobs are.
sorry for covering your dog in whipped cream. his bark made it sound like he wanted it.
she added emergen-c to the bong-water bro, brilliant.
I made him go down on me for 40 mins then pretended to pass out. I swear, I'm like a boy.
no you went to jail because you don't know how to whisper when offering a cop a blow job. I'm sure him having a chick partner didn't help.
Ong my arms are moving wo my consent
I'm on this new diet called "I have 10$ till next Friday, I have rice
I woke up in an apt hallway this morning and a nice lady brought me coffee cause she thought I was homeless
You're an independent woman who is defined by her own actions and not by whether or not you have a man. You also have great tits.
You were wearing a sequin mini, with Tevas. And you still got laid.
What? I'll do just about anything if you give me a sticker.
You can have my vag. Its useless without you.
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