Well I thought that next 8 ball would either kill us or turn us into Gods
I can't believe he cheated
Whatever. Anytime she has an orgasm, it's because I taught him how
Just saw a squirrel crossing the road in a crosswalk..my morning has improved exponentially.
I think I'm going to die by hangover. I'm in my spanish class. So I guess I'm going to be muerte.
the first call I got in the morning was from visa fraud prevention so yeah it was one of those nights
Great. Me and the intoxalock guy are getting so close he just said "alright see you later girl!" when I called about getting the blower recallibrated.
ill do whatever it takes for me to get more high and eat pie
Ok, gonna go sleep cuz my brain wants to be smart and not follow my pussy into the danger zone
sorry to break it to you, but he's definitely fucking that other girl now...
I wish I still at least had the bruises on my ass to remember him by.
We can get high as fuck when there are no orders. If not its cool. I just figured Take Your Blunt Buddy To Work Day.
I've peed outside too many times in just this past week
I just masterbated to the Lets Get Ready To Rumble theme
I'm trying to secure Christmas dick. Idgaf if he has strep or not.
One minute we're singing Wagon Wheel, and the next you're belly dancing in a trash bag on the beer pong table
there is puke in my bra ... again
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