O no, u 2 are dating again?
No. I just masturbate furiously to his picture
There is so much to learn about oneself from autofill.
it's not a party till someone uses the fire extinguisher.
Just hit him with your car. I can guarantee he won't do it again.
Girl we've come a long way since our first Brazilian wax
Yeah. It's just like I have his virginity and he has my shoes and where do we go from here.
I vote we get high and sneak off to McDonald's to get mcflurries.
YES. ALL MY YES.
I feel like at this point in my life I should be dating someone who doesn't run out of all his money on Mondays and have to wait til fridy to buy his weed
He wore socks while I was giving him head. I couldn't even focus on his penis because of the socks.
He's ruined me. Do you know how frustrating it is to know I'll never find another guy as tall and handsome and rich with as big of lips & booty, and cock as him who also rims and takes me on tropical vacations and buys me all the cocaine.
I agree with that homeless guy though, you do need a haircut
I'm watching Netflix with my cats and eating homemade bread. Everyone and everything can go and fuck itself.
You shouted "my financial aid just came in, who wants a shot?!" Half the bar followed
I just turned down an invite to sit on a face. IDK who I am.
What? Are you sick?
I asked him if we could have sex sometime and he sent me a three page long text about his feelings for me. that's the only possible situation I've ever run into where a "k" response would have been more appropriate.
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