is it true that cum stays in you for 7 years?
that's gum
it makes me cry that so many people are going to see you naked someday.
Every time I type "should" my phone autocorrects to "shouldn't". even my phone knows my ideas are terrible.
I was thinking Sara Jessica Parker was hot. That high.
I wanted to take a shower but I forgot we made applesauce in it last night.
She gave me head because I gave her my pack of cigarettes...And you said quitting would be hard.
So. She dumped me today.
Well, maybe you shouldn't have referred to going down on her as "Dumpster-Diving".
Sundays should be dedicated to Girl Scout cookies, sex, and super hero movies.
Omg. The nephews found my stripper pole. The scary part is theyre good at it.
He walked away from the girl that just blew him to hook up with another girl, and when she got pissed he just turned around and screamed, "SHE IS LIKE 10X HOTTER THAN YOU!" Then she went on an angry dick sucking rampage. There were 4 victims.
Fuck these runners passing me on campus as I'm waking to dinner. With my huggie. With flavored vodka and rum. Aka yum
I think if wine wasn't a thing I'd give up on life.
See,its just the last time this situation happened I ended up hiding in a closet on my birthday
If I had an Australian accent I'd be unstoppable. Teach me how you talk
Lol I'm just saying its too early for your penis, I can accept it but at a more decent hour
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