Pregnant stripper...not hot.
Loo but I'm already drunk TINIGHT! CAPS ATTACK
i think my mom watched the whole time
the smoke from my cigarette strangely resembles what patrick swayzes ghost will look like.
Moved my bed either I'm a whore or every guy I have ever slept with hid condom wrappers under my bed
Can I have the boy from 16 and pregnant's next baby???
I'm currently blowing up the downstairs bathroom at work. I wish I could foursquare this.
NEW INFORMATION meech found me passed out on a bench outside.
I need a new pic for your contact id. Because your boobs popping up when I'm having dinner with my grandma or, ya know, when kids have my phone isn't so good.
I have managed to reach the 'after meth poster look' before lunch here...
And my cousin was so drunk he called an uber and instead he got into a cop car and they took him to the hospital
I got really adventurous too. Like. Balls in the mouth adventurous.
Chipotle farts are not good for seducing boys.
That was the most spiritually awakened shit I have ever taken.
I am not even ashamed to say it, I got laid in the stairwell of the hotel, by a 29 year old. It was awesome!
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