After he finished I threw up my arms and shouted STEVE HOLT!
Remind me that when I'm pregnant, I should NOT post vaginal dilation updates on my facebook. Ever.
He looked way older than 15. He probably thought that since I have braces I was 15. Fuck. The 6 year age gap is never to be spoken about. Especially because what happened constitutes as illegal.
So my game is weak??
If your game is "Lets have sex, and maybe pizza" then yes.
The most interesting things happen to you when your pants come down. I truly envy you.
What happened?....
He lifted up the blanket, and whispered "Don't do it" to his sperm....
about to tell this girl that sh'es my teenage dream. you have 15.358s to stop me.
You don't have to believe me. My vagina knows it happened.
siamese drinking twins saturday is a go ... bring duct tape.
They should really start adding the average cost of day drinking to our cost analysis sheets. Does FAFSA cover this? No. It doesn't.
We're having Wednesday-night goat-night at the bar.
It's hard to explain...
I want to get back to junior year skinny- without all the drugs.
He ate a Doritos taco from my boobs. Does your boyfriend do that?
Whoever put the life size cut out of Snoop Dog next to me in bed understands me.
Went and sat in the wrong fucking class for 30 mins, answering questions and shit. What ever this is i will be on it for the rest of the semester.
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