Her cum face looks like the large marge scene in pee-wees big adventure
I checked for jungle juice on Weight Watchers. they didn't have it.
We're upstairs smoking....the password is pineapple
Right now im sitting at home and all i can think about is im eating calories and i should be out drinking them.
Oh, and for future reference, telling a guy that your ass is too tight for anal is like painting a bullseye on it.
Pretty much gone. He was in the backseat and kept whispering that his "toes felt like pigtails"
I forgot to tell you about my 7:30am Sunday morning run to the local convenience store to buy condoms, a du-rag and a shot glass
Well my sources tell me she just happens to appear in an episode girls gone wild.
I know someone that will spend hours looking for her. He also has many of said movies. And I will do it for free!
I should work for the FBI. Or planned parenthood.
That's quite a broad spectrum. What did you do?
It was like giving head to a cactus.
I had to talk to the cops at my front door in a bathrobe, with the buttplug still in.
Yeah yeah, I don't care. I bought a super soaker, so lets please go attracting attention by spraying each other while wearing white tank tops?
As a gentleman whose genital hole is relatively small, you could imagine my reaction
I was so drunk last night dude. I woke up this morning to my oven being wide open and my pants on the kitchen floor.
It's like every time I'm baked I discover my fingers all over again.
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