at some point to night u and I have a 'meeting' too...(1-737): I hope so
I'm in love with you.
huh?
Don't be nervous. I'm just saying - if you had a dick, I'd suck it.
when i was 16 reading the aftercare instructions at the piercing place i wondered why they would ever think to warn me about getting semen in my bellybutton
then i met college
my mom and grandma just had a splits competition. slut runs in the family
I don't think my body can handle the alcohol I want to put in it anymore.
I gave her at least chlamydia. Maybe worse. She is also into chicks and loves taking naked pics. It's like the less I believe in Jesus, the more he rewards me.
I take back all the times I've said life was unfair. I'm about to have two trained bartenders for a girlfriend and roommate
How do you say "get out of my apartment" in Spanish. No time to explain, just tell me.
God I hope my hair dresser doesn't realize that all these hairspiration pictures are from gay porn blogs on tumblr.
Katie told the cabby "when the boat docks I'm getting off with you"
Every time you visit for the weekend I end up having to bleach my entire house after.
He claimed he was the best ass eater of the south. He was right.
CyberMonday=Bulk Condom Shopping For 2018
Either im seeing the northern lightgs, someone is having a rave, or im on acid.. Im most likely on acid
You did what with his pubic hair?
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