I don't know what your problem is but seriously you're a cunt for throwing up that song on your page. It's rude as fuck
omg its myspace i didnt think anyone took that seriously anymore
My entire childhood was an ugly sweater party
I'm 90% sure a girl here is wearing a bra strap as a headband.
hungover + watching bobsledding = i just puked
There's guys at my school running around throwing potatoes shouting "remember the famine." makes me proud to be Irish.
What if we had a smart house and we could just say "baked" and it would rain donuts?
I take your lack of response to mean that your hands are taped to 40 ounces of something.
Listen, you need to start thinking with your vagina and not with your heart... That emotional shit is for your 30s.
I should also mention that having been a sheltered child, I am conditioned to have serious kinks and find upper bodies of either sex attractive. And legs.
I was basically shocked at how calmly you accepted my violently shoving a french fry in your mouth.
I greatly enjoy being related to her. Even if is it only by a penis.
Bringing families together since 1987
woke up in your bed at 6 AM. on my way home I passed Nathan, bloody, barefoot, and still in a toga. He told me he woke up in a ditch then kept repeating "I'm totally bringing this up at meeting tomorrow". I'm proud of your frat today
STONER SAFETY TIP: don't use the driver's side vanity mirror to check how red your eyes are while you're driving. it won't work. trust me.
the people next to us at the red light cheered for you while you puked out the window...
Just once, I'd like to make it to my first wedding anniversary for a change.
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