some girl had on jean underwear. i hate america.
well yea, now i know i won't get hair in my teeth...
I didnt realize we were having a competition in poor decision making skills
how else could I explain the last few years
he busted in while i was showering looked at me and said "youve lost weight bro, no homo" and started puking into the sink
you yelled "who's job is it to keep me from breaking shit" and then immediately ripped off the molding as you fell down the stairs.
he kept yelling THIS ISNT AMATEUR HOUR
They asked if I was about to puke and my response was to laugh and suddenly throw up. Continuing my asshole streak I kept laughing while still vomiting.
I feel like ass. I'm missing 12 hours of my life and all I have to show for it is an empty wendys bag. Those Shrooms were too much... When do we do it again?
Took three klonopin and turned all my jeans into jorts. I miss you
I don't know. What do people who don't get stoned do?
Rebecca hasn't has this number in 3 months. Please tell all her friends to stop calling at 3 am. We are not interested in buying or selling drugs nor do we want to hook up with anyone. You all need to go to rehab.
Dude, I just feel great. I love life so much and I love you. Love. Love. So much love.
I found condoms in the back yard from you and your boyfriend. My house isnt a motel
I will bring Jesus to court if he punishes me for that
You ever fart so hard it made you cum a little? A "friend of mine" wanted to know.
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