Should I shave my pubes in the shape of a top hat so I can nickname my junk Abe Lincoln?
i have a real life question, do ur boyfriends pretend to be vampires ever?
I am at a striph cluv. They are ovealls everywhere. I have hot rock botto.
I just hemmed my dress for halloween, never felt more like a man
A guy in a big stork costume just came to our meeting to give us condoms and t-shirts telling us not to get pregnant. Only at college
I thought we agreed I wasn't a screamer?
at the topless march for equality..and wow.not all these boobs should be treated equally
i wanna give whoever invented massage chairs a blow job.
i leave for school in 3 days. if you want your annual goodbye blow job you should probably call me
just realized we made a drinking game to how many times they say "hakuna matata" in the lion king last night... hello sophomore year.
I was wondering if I fell or perhaps got hit by a truck, then I remembered, it's cause I did a splits contest at the bar
my mom was by far the drunkest one there. best impromptu wednesday afternoon party ever
He's my BOYFRIEND but he won't sext me. I'll be like, "tell me how you want to fuck me", and he's like, "I love how we can talk about our feelings". FUCK
You left me a voice message at 5 a.m. It was mostly incoherent noise, you screaming my name and then something about a man with two butt holes...
Tempting guys with beer and cheese. How Midwestern are we?
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