I'm in the mood to be taken advantage of ;-)
You'll put your fingers inside me but you won't be my FB friend?
It smells like Drakkar Noir and desperation out here.
That's why you should quit smoking.
how the hell did we fit 12 drunk lesbians in your car?! I felt like we were playing lesbian tetris last night.
im sitting in my room wearing my power rangers shirt watching a movie about a magical dragon. Ive totally forgotten what having a sex life is like.
From now on, just let me go home. I'm tired of hooking up with your roommates... Including you.
I just set the shake weight record at the bar. 20 mins of that crap and drinking beer through a straw will get the job done. I also bet the bartender 100 bucks I could go shot for shot with him. The date for that event is TBA.
how exactly do you say, "i only agreed to meet you for breakfast because i thought we could go to your place and fuck afterwards."
I have full custody of my vagina however you are granted visiting hours
Don't linger or you will get sucked into spending the night. Remember the mission mantra: GET OFF
just saw sorostitutes streaking near the university president's house. thank you tequila day
Correction... Drunk on winter break. There are no days of the week on break.
I think we need to stage a munchie intervention for Ben. I just watched him use a tortilla as a potholder to dump water out of his ramen.
Dude. You dropped to your knees and face planted into the rocks. And continued to talk on the phone and laugh. That's where those cuts came from.
Haha no we did it on his bed. Then rolled off into the bean bag. It was a strangely athletic performance on my behalf.
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