He looks like Spencer from the game Dreamphone
I had a wet dream about my mom last night. words can't even begin to discribe how scarred I am. what. the. fuck.
I'm trying to ve beat feiesnd sent.
How do I go about messaging a girl on a dating site whose little sister I've had a three some with...?
Drunk naked twister. My place. Heath is trying to use his dick as a third leg.
Wait... All I had to do was ask for a sandwich and you would have come over
things I never thought I would say vol. 24 "Bagpipes just remind me that my relationship is over"
I totally almost forgot you fucked that guy. St. Patty's bar crawls always have a drawback.
I think my favorite day of the week is the day we get to fuck
Didn't have the heart to tell him that while he was eating my ass I was laughing, not moaning, into the pillow
He was so aggressive it felt like he was giving my boob a root cannal
he probably thinks i inited him over to have sex but really i just want to show him 90's music videos
The lady that was sitting beside me thought the best way to cheer herself up was to pet and ruffle my hair while crying and telling me her problems...
He accepted my bet of 5 bucks to bike home completely naked. Never got asked about the 5 bucks, guess he enjoyed it too much
Between his smile and monumental dick even the virgin mary woulda blown that man and I am far from the virgin. I didn't stand a chance.
The weekend was a blur. There was vodka and penises and orgasms. I played a game of Cock Roulette and won big
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