So what does a sober person do in Vegas on a Friday night?
The view from the bathroom floor this morning is fabulous
She threw all the patio furniture in the pool saying she was building a castle.
I remember seeing LSAT prep books and thinking "Whose room is this? I should be hooking up with them instead."
He started doing the gator chop at my vag and said he couldn't wait to "chomp" on it later...and I still slept with him. I hate gainesville.
I'm at the bar alone. Is this how you feel?
Dance move was taxi-ing on the runway then taking off in a plane. All the boys wanted to beat you up cause they were like "who is this angel flapping her arms like a bird in the bar i must have her"
You need to be full form and virile tomorrow so I can live vicariously through your rub and tug.
Is it rude if I don't go?
No. It is not rude if you don't go to her cat's Star Wars themed birthday party.
We just don't discuss our relationships. It's pretty much like we're single no matter what to each other. And I'm okay with that. ¯\\(ツ)/¯
She's going to be the first to die of too much illness. Not even super bad stuff like cancer but like for having a cold at the same time as a sore throat and chlamydia or something. Just too much diseases.
It was one of those "how did I get to my bed and what am I wearing" mornings.
Im like a saiyan, last weekends hangover will only make me stronger
Hey, YOU try working out drunk every night! Besides, I think at least one of those bruises is a hickey.
its so awesome dude, its like im a magical unicorn or something
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