its good for cellulite if you don't wear underwear. its true
Sponge bath it is.
I realized that I've made out with a different boy almost every time we've gone to mcgoreys....I don't need a boyfriend...I have that bar
after you took your Demerol you started flying around and talking like the robot ship on the movie Stealth. then you licked my iPhone and declared the mission a success.
remind me not buy ky at kmart ever again. Had to get a manager to open the locked case. then he stood there and watched me look through the selection
I hate that ur telling me this.
it got awkward when she realized that our nickname for her was "The Hambeast"
This is three metal detector wands away from being the strangest porn I have ever been in the audience for.
Yeah! Don't let me leave the house without marijuana and a juicer.
There is a stockpile of mangos and vodka in my backyard and I'm at least 90% sure you had something to do with it.
I'm excited for you as you venture towards new drug experiences
I just did a shot of Jameson and two shots of cuervo. Note: this is the moment things went down hill
I need a conscience and I need it yesterday.
I can't believe you tried to cock block me from A DIFFERENT TIME ZONE.
By the end of our first date my penis was pierced.
I peed in my closet, which at the time looked like a sparkly bathroom...
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