windsor, ontario is like a poor man's amsterdam
no, it is just poor
reasons why jon gosselin is probably ur biological father: 1. ur half asian 2. hes everyones biological father 3. u wear ed hardy
sounds legit
She said she couldnt do it today but shed make it up to me next week
stick it in her butt and if she asks, say that thats what you thought she meant
did you mean anything you said last night? i just wnna know
no
Sharpest. Poop. Ever.
we ate a 40 pack of string cheese and watched an entire washing machine cycle.
I made him recite stats from the playoffs game last night before I would go down on him.
Everybody knows the last week of summer internships include showing up to the office hammered and hitting on the CEO
If I had cancer, and got to make a wish, id make the organization force your dad to fuck me.
Please note: when a bouncer tells you to leave, pointing out that their career path makes them a much better judge what to do will not make you friends
I felt like in order for him to make it to mordor and destroy the ring, he'd have to make sweet sweet love to me in some form of hut or cave.
I AM OFFERING YOU ALCOHOL AND THE CHANCE TO LET ME SAY FUCK IT TO MY RESPONSIBILITIES. HOW MANY TIMES DOES THIS HAPPEN?!
I know, but the fabulousness of my baggies should not be what defines my business as a drug dealer.
With a stable of 7 fuck buddies, I literally use a random number generator to determine the order in which I will booty call them on my way home from work. I have not slept in my own bed in a month. I just keep half my clothes hanging in my car or in a suitcase.
So I fucked a guy with his mouth wired shut last night never thought id cross that off my imaginary bucket list
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