There's a vagina buried somewhere in there.
So J keeps drinking his last bit of drink, then spitting it out and drinks it again. Savor the flavor?
I don't plan to be alive for 2010 so ima say this 12 hours early. Happy New Year bitches
Dammit. I drunkenly drank all my milk at 6 AM in a misguided stupor to prevent my roommates from stealing my milk.
he passed out at 11 at a party. he deserved to be stripped down an duct taped to the floor
The 78 year old woman who works next to me divorced her ex husband, remarried her first husband, and retired all in one day. I'd say it makes your breakup on Valentine's day pretty insignificant.
I'd tell u there's strippers to make you get here faster, but that would be a blatant lie... There's strippers here.
listen I need taco bell and an orgasm within the next hour. I'll leave the order in which you provide those things up to you
Xanax and full house Tuesday is now Percocet Sunday
The stripper was super into me until she pulled out my tits then I realized.... This bitch is just using my ass to get MORE TIPS
the guy working the counter at the liquor store noticed i got my haircut and said it was pretty.....
I swear if you help me with this I will eat you out and buy you all the Taco Bell you want.
They just made me take another shot and I found out the liquor store next to my brothers house has a petting zoo
Mind. Blown.
I just don't know how to say "I want to have sex you with before you graduate" in a classy way
No we didn't talk. I was high and doing naked yoga in the living room when she walked in so it was just awkward. I didn't even know my dad had a girlfriend.
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