He said i was a degenerate twofaced catholic slut and a grade a bitch. Quite complimentary really. i guess i shouldn't insult the red wings
would you consider him our boss?
technically yes
then technically i slept with our boss
Threesome last night. Not that cool, you tend to pick a favorite.
theres gunna be a new season of 16 and pregnant on mtv...WHERE DO THEY KEEP FINDING THESE IGNORANT PREGNANT GIRLS
Reason #1 for no sex outdoors: Mosquito bites. Awkward, awkward mosquito bites.
it was like getting a handjob from robocop
she was eating donuts out of the garbage. enough said.
the parents are super pissed...made eye contact with the mom while going down on another girl
Smoked a joint and chugged some pepto. Feeling a lil better... Not sure which is working..... Gonna keep doing both.....
....I feel like you are deciding whether or not I'm good enough for you based on what I ordered from Chipotle.
nana can keg stand better than me. should i be proud?
If I ever go to Canada, I'm fucking the maple syrup out of his Canadian ass.
I'm not gay but if a lesbian wants to eat my box out I'm not gonna say no to someone who knows what they're doing.
Was banging my ex last night when his roommate walked in... We kept going. #goaheadandwatch
Totally just got spotted hitting the bowl by someone else hitting a bowl. We gave each other a head nod
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