Hey kate, how is it?
sloppy...it's emily. kate just tried to do a keg stand. they dropped her. we're leaving.
Is it weird that I have contacts who i've classified as DO NOT ANSWER?
Lol no its called college
i hate that you can chart my weight gain through my facebook pictures.
sometimes i think life is slapping me across the face and laughing, saying "ha ha! you're an adult!"
I can't wait for round whatever # we're on tonight.
Someone asked me why we were having sex on the porch last night. All I remember is him saying he wanted the recruits to see. This has got to stop.
It was a group decision to take your pants off. Took a solid 10 minutes. No more skinny jeans while drinking.
Lets get real here, ive seen your moms breasts multiple times
I just smoked weed out of a baked potato.
You rock my world.
I didn't have toilet paper until 20 minutes ago. But I have champagne. Priorities.
Sometimes I'm sad but then I realize that bagels.
Lol I wish they went straight to your cock then shot out into my mouth like a cock nacho dispenser
IM BACK TOGETHER WITH MY BF AND HERE YOU ARE SUCKING DICK FROM 2009
I associate the Game of Thrones theme song with his dick now.
I did not pay that kind of money so that It could be hidden. that bra needs to shine in glory so that it can be seen by the world.
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