I just spent the night with a bunch of indian guys and i wasn't attracted to a single one. Yeah i've officially become an anti-indian indian.
how do i tell her that i need alcohol to fuck her but at the same time i cant get a hard on with alcohol.
eww mummy girl is here...
what the fuckk. i just want to hold her down, wax her eyebrows, and give her some morals.
I'm this close to masturbating to his profile pics from 2006
In all fairness I didnt see your dick because it was already in her
I used puppy pads next to the couch for her to throw up on....
I'm pretty sure that when my parents bought me those savings bonds they thought it would go towards something useful like tuition. Not your bail.
I told you I'd buy you lunch.
Just promise me you wont die... or hook up with an old asian lady playing slots
Cant promise that last part. I won't die though
I fucked her wearing an American flag. Now here I am, awake, naked, and flag less. How do I report this to the police?
She's impossible to please. Other than with two fingers and a tongue.
WTF? Why is there a pic of my tits in ur dad's office?
I've just been thinking about sangria a lot lately, like an adult.
Did we do drunk science last night? There's tequila in the test tubes...
Either it didn’t do much damage or I’ve lost all feeling in my asshole
just saw a kid waiting at the door of the stairs for the elevator. there is no elevator in this building. get on his level.
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