and when i put it inside her she yelled "welcome aboard!"
he is not the type of person you only have sex with once. god adds years to your life every time you sleep with him.
im in a room full of women tattooing each others tits. i hope i remember this tomorrow
There's a group of australian girls next to me. can't take them seriously. think they are going to turn into mr g
it's my sixth sense. If there's an orgy within 20 miles of me i'll know about if. Or be a part of it.
its friday night, im aone in my apartment and eating 2 year expired canned fruit, naked. i'm not single or anything..
Depending upon how the Sox game progresses, I'll either cry on the bar or fuck someone tonight...
I built a fence. For the bunnies we're going to adopt. I'll fill you in when you get home.
he told me "apparently my gag reflex doesn't work so if you magically grew a penis I would deep throat you"
I bought a mink out of the back of some guy's van on my walk home from the bar yesterday
What's your opinion on eating ass? Just looking for a yes or no
I was very impressed with his ability to carry on a conversation with his friends sitting in the front seat with his hand in my pants, getting a hand job, stoned, with a cigarette in his mouth. I think he's a keeper.
My roommate has a sixth sense about my jerking off and walks in EVERY. SINGLE. TIME.
you yelled, puked and cried then passed out in the fetal position in your underwear
He passed out while I was riding him but stayed hard long enough for me to orgasm. He definitely earned the blow job I’m going to wake him up with in the morning!
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