Question: does he have any sense of self image? He looks slightly like he crawled out of the Euphrates after living as a fish for 20 years
If Jon and Kate can get divorced...how hard can it be for me?
you can't get genital warts from dogs can you?
Its alot easier to hide alcohol when your wearing a toga..
everythings easier when your wearing a toga.
Me and a lesbian played "may the best man win" over a bi chick tonight... I lost, still fun though
Accidentally spilled a drink on her roommates skirt, offered to clean it, and got a blowjob out of the deal. Something went horribly right.
One of my preschool students told me today that it's not pollution that makes the water in lakes unclean. It's the hobos. I was absolutely speechless. And just so proud.
I still cannot believe I yelled at every guy at the bar "you wanna get in this clam?!"
And by hung out you mean you were in my bed for 5 minutes while your penis was in my mouth.
The last thing I want is a chocolate mold of my cock competing with my real cock for time spent in your mouth
Crying in the liquor store is not a good look
DAMMIT Im supposed to be running a company not discussing dick piercings!
I have no regard for my liver, you should know this.
i'm extremely hungover on the ski bus and the driver is playing abba. this. is. not. okay.
Can you explain the Transformers set up for battle in my living room?
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