p.s. you have a small clit
YOU ARE THE MOST AWKWARD PERSON ALIVE.
We George Forman grilled some girls phone last night.
This girl in the gym has an amazing body...too bad there's no workout routine for a face.
we ate a 40 pack of string cheese and watched an entire washing machine cycle.
I have another pimple on my ass cheek.
I'll be there in 10 minutes.
Idk how she did it. Either she watches freakier porn than I do, or I really need to go get tested.
My broken door handle makes it really inconvient for when i need to puke at red lights.
i havent blinked in 235 seconds. now 247. now 258. 263. 267. 271. i also have been gifted with theability to both type and count and not blink. 293 so magical
It's like an R Kelly music video in here. Only a matter of time before someone pisses on someone
I'm cool with a hey old buddy how have you been want to fuck me in the butt kind of thing
I can smell the sangria seeping out of my pores
For once I am not in the mood. My vagina is good with life at the moment.
The apocalypse has arrived.
I just want him to make us coffee. And whack off into the sunset
Of course you try to burn the house down on the one night we take down the smoke alarm so we can use the fog machine more
God... We're terrible. I'm so proud of us.
I know! It makes me feel all warm inside. Or maybe that's just me getting closer to hell.
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