That girl would be great looking if she lost 1000 pounds and cut off her head.
I just did the scooter of shame. New levels of embarrassment have now opened.
no, its his 'welcome back from rehab' party.
quadriplegic porn is always funny
no. no its not
Girls are like M&M's, once the lights go out you can't tell the difference.
Pls don't use the words alligator, purple, and sperm in the same sentence ever again.
Washing the last semen-stained shirt you have really solidifies a breakup. It just got real.
It will be a surprise...all i can say is stripper clown
Our brains have an emergency blowjob override switch. You saw proof tonight.
My dad got me a charm braclet....his way of trying to support my gayness....
You have to figure out where to put this turtle dude
We can put you in charge of something
I can be in charge of being more wasted than anyone there so everyone feels comfortable being ridiculous
I'm not drunk because I think my blood just is alcohol from last night so being drunk is sober. If that makes sense
On the way to have sex with my ex's roommate... I have hit a new low
He's the douchy one who wouldn't let me rip his shirt off, right?
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