is it bad if I use the term bowl as a measurement of time, as in how long it takes to smoke a bowl?
walkin home..,.jsut saw the cheshire cat
watch out for the queen of hearts
fuucck i forgot ab her
I've officially moved beyond college drinking. I just got business drunk at an internship seminar.
Nothing says I have a hang over like telling your boss to "eat your shit"
I think i can make this amish girl legitimately hot.
i just opened a bottle of wine with my dads power tools
no more duck duck goose at the bar
He's reached the drunk point where he's trying to convince the family to buy falcons as pets. Can't wait to see how my steak turns out
No, no, we have to calibrate. What is the maximum amount of trouble we can get into without going to jail?
He said you stopped mid-fuck, called fives on his dick, walked out to grab another drink, and came back.
Let's get matching tattoos, something that resembles our friendship
A tequila worm?
You're the only person not starstruck by him
Yes. That tends to happen after you regularly lick someone's balls.
In hindsight, drunkenly yelling "I'M TICKLISH" might not have been an entirely wise decision
Are you ok?
They gave me a cat until I fall asleep. His name is fluffy because he's fluffy.
I gave him the white girl "you spilled my psl look" and walked away
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