I look like Roseanne just got in a bar fight with Rosie O'Donnell.
What I dont get about To Catch a Predator is who the fuck still uses chat rooms?
Car fucking is for special occasions like birthdays and bank holidays. Don't want to lose the magic by making it an everyday thing.
omfg. get on facebook. the science olympiad team had a rave.
I don't know what happened to get you in this mentality. This time last year your were ass up on a hotel bathroom counter getting licked by a stranger.
I bought a 9 dollar purse from payless so if I throw up in it tomorrow, no biggie.
I slept with him because his girlfriend should know better than to be with him given is reputation. It was like sex and a lesson all in one.
I now have a GPA requirement for guys I hookup with more than once.
Do not tell guys at bars about kittens you rescue. They will walk away.
I just want to eat Taco Bell and throw it up on his doorstep.
I slid a quarter down a drunk man's butt crack last night. Qdoba gets rowdy
My body looks like ricotta cheese had a vacation
We will let tequila do the talkin this weekend
He woke me up holding a gallon of apple juice and a shot glass...
How early is too early to start day drinking? Asking for a friend
About five minutes ago. You’re good now.
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