just took my ibuprofen with ramen broth, yay college
he's mad because you were 'slandering his penis'.
Sketchest drug deal yet.... I just got paid in quarters and chucky chesse tokens. I need to stop hooking my friends up.
I love how kegs are figured into our monthly bills
There appears to be a lake on my nightstand. As usual, I should not be considered a suspect. Together, we will find out who did this.
This is my first time seeing you since your lesbian experience. SO EXCITED!
I think I'm still a little drunk from Sunday Funday and I just changed for a date in my car. wish me luck.
Ok ladies its the usual spring break system. 5 for a guy, 10 for a non-lesbian girl and double points is its a group thing. Hottest guy of the day is an additional 15. GAME ON
i got up, ate a McDouble, then went straight back to bed.
You sure know how to make a day worth living.
He ordered three small pizzas while I was giving him head.
Someone somewhere has a picture of me vomiting in a bus stop trash can while a drag queen held my hair for me.
Pride claims another victim
sigh, if only his dick was as big as his mouth
I have a cat for love and a booty call for sex. What else could I need?
you tried to drunkinly do the backflip kick off of karate kid and broke the big screen
I made out with that lesbian chick for a blunt. NO REGRETS.
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