If your still trying to figure out the moment I stopped caring; it was the point in which you said "I really wasn't sure whose baby it was"
i live my life in a constant state of hangover.
She was giving me great head...... until I asked her how much this was going to cost.... she left abruptly
sometimes i think i'm bisexual but then i realize the only girl i'm attracted to is myself.
No, the sea-green pills were klonopin, the bright blue ones are adderall. you're probably going to have to adjust your plans for the day.
I swiped a lunchable and a gatorade from my one night stand's fridge, does it count as a date now since a meal was included?
You're doing that 'overestimating how much I care' thing again.
I just found a wine bottle in my shower. Must have been a good night.
Only you two could pull off a partner swap with honeymooners
These are all good points. But, I think your under estimating what it's like to be held upside down for a standing 69
Who doesnt want to be Yoda? I mean seriously, how sweet would that be? Live to 400, not give a shit about love and all that, know fucking mind tricks and smoke awesome swamp weed. I'm down.
Think i may just have managed the saddest high-five in history. Finished a sudoku and high-fived myself, then looked around for somebody to high five. there was noone. forever alone.
You know it was a good dinner party when one of the guests broke their finger and no one can remember how it happened.
He said my vagina smelled like pomegranates. Its like my vagina is the fountain of youth.
FYI there's a girl here with happy daddy written on her tits
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