what do you have against ST
DO NOT ABBREVIATE LIKE YOU AND STAR TREK ARE FRIENDS.
I feel like my life has just been one 21 year long episode of "i shouldn't be alive"
my mom just asked me about sexting and if I have ever sent a naked picture to anyone. i fucking hate fox news.
i was concerned by what you said you would do for a snickers. It wasn't even a Klondike bar.
You realize it's finals week?
Ya that's the school's fault. St. Patrick's day came first.
Okay, thats embarrasing even by my standards and I've thrown up while wearing a viking hat. just a viking hat.
the best sex is "duke just lost" sex.
Idgaf if he's a manwhore, he's like the mt. everest of penises. howcan I NOT try to put that inside me?
Ive decided I'm sending thank you notes to all the bars for graduation.
and on the second day it was tequilla tuesday. and the lord saw it was good.
I'm not so good at organized events that don't revolve around whiskey or playgrounds.
i officially have over $300 in my bank account. that's a year's worth of chipotle.
Is it a bad thing that I've made out with everybody I work with?
I just saw a guy in a hazmat suit riding a tractor.
Quit giving me a hard time, whens the last time you got head every night? Cougars are where its at they dont play games
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