i've alrwady decidided boys hate me plkease take notyes.
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nvm
I just jerked it to the same porn two nights in a row... and she says I have problems with commitment...
Its where this guy sticks a jar up his ass. Be prepared to be suspended between vomiting and cheering.
I told her I had to go to work this morning, got fully dressed in a suit, walked her out, drove around the block, parked, and walked right back in my apt and went back to sleep..
The seats are awesome but you see two of each player.
woke up to 35 texts all saying im cheating on her
me and last nights hook up spent two hr. figuring out a reply we went with i love you..
The last thing i remember is saying breakfast beer and carrying the keg to my room and locking the door.
where are you?
Hypothermia
I was greeting people at my door feeding them jello shots out of an ice cube tray with a spoon.
You better of fucked him last night or do it now because he is buying all the roommates McDonald's.
I can only take thier stupid "I think beauty school is for me" routine so long until I have to bitch slap them with some knowledge
He barged in the room with no shirt on, all fucking ripped with a half keg under one arm. Sara now calls him Bronan the Beerbarian
Lets just put it this way. Im meeting his nana after a mind blowing orgasm.
A seagull just tried to steal my cellphone
I wore my old cheerleading uniform.. He came before I even touched his dick. Should I be irritated, or flattered?
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