Why did you take off so early
No more beer. And also. Threesome. Maybe. Ill let you know.
I feel like i'm in "To Catch a Predator - The Musical"
just prayed to lady gaga in hopes it will help me pass my fashion merchandising final...what is my life?
So if you want this MFM threesome thing to happen the other guy is here and willing
They are chanting tits for freedom and I'm highly considering
do you remember the combo for the lock to my pants?
I think the main reason you were throwing up so much was the quart of soap you chugged trying to burp bubbles. you came close
Last thing I remember is Dusty riding the bikes we "borrowed" from the hotel through the CVS while the rest of us picked up the girls who were laughing at him
We bought a hamster while completely stoned and 2 hours later returned it because your mother wouldnt let you bring it in her house. You cried. a lot.
July fourth my place, drunken bubble slip n slide. Yes this is happening and yes I am 31
Just had to hide the fact that I'm not wearing underwear from my 7 year old niece.
and if planning a fake elopement keeps me from fucking strangers and doing drugs, i think it's good for me
Go have fun. I'm gonna go shower off the regret.
COVER ME IN BACON THATS MY FETISH
ACTUALLY ITS NOT, I HAVE NO FUCKING IDEA WHAT AWAKENS THE MONSTER BELOW THE BELT
Finally get to put my practical writing degree to use! I'm writing a craigslist ad for a threesome
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