okay I'm thinking he doens't have a facebook...I'm on page 28 of Hunters
ok you need to stop NOW
If one more person calls me a lesbian I am going to have to give you head in public.
you are hot. that is all.
who is this?
the delivery driver from silvermine.
Screw this I'm going to go talk to her. If you hear sirens they're for me.
I looked at you and you stared at me dead in the eyes then sprayed febreze at your crotch and winked.
Oh I forgot to tell u. I hit someone with my car in the RiteAid parking lot. More like a nudge.
Yeah dude. They were so drunk they actually drank the pool water. Which I'm pretty sure will kill them. My parents chlorine the shit out of that thing cuz they know how much sex my brothers have in it
Question. There's no better feeling than clean shaven balls. Do girls get that too?
Her tits are absolutely massive. Like ripleys believe it or not shit
I'm gonna snort this pill I found on the ground cause that's how classy I am. Watch football and eat Beef jerky. Domesticated at its finest.
People try and tell me I never learn me lesson, well that's a bunch of crap. I asked for Monday off for Superbowl recovery based on my experience last year.
I've had sex near too many of the blankets to let our parents touch them like this
Donald Trump looks like someone photoshopped hair onto a dick pic.
I twisted my ankle while drunkenly playing in my adult kickball league. Now I'm having to use my grandpa's cane to walk at this party. I am so single.
YOU ARE THE ONLY PERSON I KNOW THAT STEALTH CLEANS PEOPLE TOILETS
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