There was a point where some of my friends attempted 'moi's', which stands for makeout on introduction.
It involved going up to women and very aggressively trying to make out with them upon meeting them
Surprisingly the success rate was exceedingly high
why is it impossible to run with a back pack without looking like a giant d-bag?
haha... you gave me a great visual of you in high white socks running with a backpack with eye of the tiger playing in the background
that only happened once.
I think I'd rather ejaculate tabasco. You'd have to scrape out guacamole.
I love taking my adderall while im in class! As soon as I take the pill out everyone around me just stares in envy!
I HAVE FLAVORED BLOW. THIS SHOULD NOT EXISIT.
Party at my house. Beach themed. Clothing optional.
Wouldn't that make it "Nude Beach Themed?"
Nypd just made jon and hayes chug their forties.
Okay good. I don't want another mom thinking I got their daughter pregnant.
I just stole a conducting baton from the chicago symphony orchestra... i have to stop drinking on weeknights
Dear Jesus. Send me strength to not suck cock this morning.
Maybe I can find a straight girl rehab camp, like the opposite of those degaying camps, where they teach me how to love the ladies instead
Omg. I would pay ALL OF THE MONEY for that camp.
Stop touching yourself.
Wtf!?!?!?! Did you install a camera???
Its a holy bong. We had to bless the holy bong water.
Its a good night when you get to makeout with a cowboy
yeah it's a weird friendship. we pretend that we're automatic besties but i know we both know i slept with her boyfriend
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