Is it necrophilia if we're both dead?
sorry probably not gonna make it :( kinda tied up right now
sad face, r u gay?... wait like really tied up?
:)
I am in shape. i keep telling you that.
Round is not "in shape," it's "a shape."
I woke up on the side of the highway to the ppl in orange jumpsuits cleaning to comunity service. Not sure which freaked them out more... Finding a dead b ody or me not being dead
After I just paid $211 for my hair to be dyed and cut this guy at the bar said "I know you died your hair with koolaid, but I'd still fuck the shit out of you"
herpes texted me again. he says he wants my vagina.
ok we should really consider changing this guys nickname...
He threw up in a cup in the limo and when he got out the bouncer told him he couldn't bring drinks in so he gave the glass to that dumb girl we brought with us from c street.
I know, she tried to drink it
Shes sitting on the front porch puking in to the pumpkin she just carved...in the rain. I guess pumpkin spice tequila shots wasnt our best idea.
My dad made a joke about you sending me strippers for valentine's day so clearly everything here is normal
We don't have the same problems as normal people do we?
Man I can't wait till Thursday if strippers and beer are what you consider "research"
You came in last night, ate an entire avocado in silence, and then told me I should never accept rides from strangers. Not sure I even want to know what happened to you last night!
So why exactly are your shoes in my freezer?
She grinded so hard on my face that I've got rugburn on both eyelids
I want you inside me. Finish your papers.
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