The drunken tricycle race really added some class to the Tour de Franzia. Until everyone wiped out and started puking.
haha it staarrted out with just getting drunk then it turned into sports authority. So now im 4th or 5th in line and shit faced. Help me
The amount of my urine my roommate has consumed after I found out he's been eating my food almost offsets how angry I am
Apparently I told the bartender to stop putting ice in my drink because it was taking up too much room
the tv said "its small, its comfortable..." and i started laughing... safe to say he lost any dignity he had left...
She refuses to believe she pulled down her pants and spanked her ass in front of us
Okay. How did someone manage to piss on TOP of a urinal? What giant is roaming around with a prick five feet from the ground?
Want to go home, so casually slip my underwear in his pocket. Never seen him grin so big and say goodbye to his friends.
Honestly it's a super power. I can try it a million different ways and nothing happens. Donnie casually says "ok this is now a toppless party" and it all kicks-off
ok give me a pep talk, I want a hotdog but I'm too stoned to go make it
i agree, on both the sex thing and the unrepentant bastard thing
I'm fucking sick of guys. I think I'm going to date myself. No drama. And I know I'll always put out.
I dont understand why so many people are content staying in and avoiding alcohol and sex
Need advice bro. Which one should I take: the blonde devil crying in the corner or the brunette crawling on the floor acting like a dinosaur??
It wasn't until after we began having sex again the next morning I realized I didn't know his name.
Randomize
