yeah, we don't understand. the wings losing for guys is like girls finding objects in their body..just weird and sad
I wish my grandma would stop using the phrase "he pulled out" when she's talking about her contractor quitting his job.
he suggested i make a website called "cum on molly's face", to "start off my acting career"
he is so annoying
so stop sleeping with him
yeah but he is so hot when i'm drunk
What did I eat last night that was bloody?
you know by doing this we are using dad as a drug mule right?
if i find out your the one who pierced my belly button im going to fuck your sister again
All I remember is apologizing to his sister for being a bad influence while I was throwing up into a big gulp cup.
I wouldn't fuck her. Looks like her vagina smells like a seaside orgy.
He professed his love for me while I danced on a picnic table with a bottle of Absolut. I said thank you and walked away.
He fingered me and now wants me to go get plan b because of it. WE'RE IN COLLEGE.
I was going through my settings and the phone randomly started playing "Crazy Little Thing Called Love" by Dwight Yoakum. Out loud. At full volume. I was shitting. There were 3 other people in the bathroom. I love iOS 7.
I also don't hate being called a giant sack of cheese. Is that weird?
Sex while Star Warsing is the best
Bacon and your penis are involved. Of course I'm going over.
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