That arnold schwarzeneger picture looks strikingly similar to paul
Not half as good looking as paul
I'd say paul has bigger bicep peaks, but who am I to judge
it doesn't mae me god, the fact that I am god makes getting dressed futile and tedious... btw i am still drunk
I just heard these 2 kids from flint and Detroit arguing over whose economy is worse... It's really sad what passes for competition in Michigan these days
My mom is wearing Ed Hardy. There aren't words.
his penis was crooked so i rode him at an angle. he seemed used to this.
Either these are mashed potatoes in my pants, or I was drunker than I thought.
i gave him a hand job with one hand and held the 40 with the other. this is like freshman year all over again.
walking around pouring bird seed on passed out guys in the quad.
Ok if you are accepting my apology, please continue to ignore me. If you are not, please fill out the brief survey that follows, to help me improve my people relations: a) your a bitch please leave me alone b)your crazy pls leave me alone c) I never cared ab u please leave me alone. D) all of the above e) all of the above but I wouldn't mind still fucking u. F) who are you again? Your answer will not b shared and will b used in accord. With the law. TY
Hey, I got 20% of the people home that I was responsible for. I can't be expected to do much more.
So last night I learned something new. Whenever I drink beer out of a bottle a random guy buys me another one. It was like as soon as the glass hit my lips every guy in a 20ft radius got a hard on.
I'm going to start referring to my liver is Livy. I feel like if I give it an affectionate nickname it will hate me less. Livy isn't ready for syllabus week.
I think we all know your liver needs a man's name.
we tried to exchange flip flops in the parking lot and fell over then army crawled home
I know he’s a bad decision but he's casual, his penis is amazing and his technique is on point.
You'll be pleased to know I just had an elaborate day dream about your penis. you were there too.
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