Hungover. Be in at noonish. Turn my monitor on and put a hot cup of coffee on my desk so the boss thinks I'm in
you were having sex in the bathroom so i pee'd in your bong water...
It's like a mixture of two words
"town" and "Im too drunk to spell right now"
Just picture a bunch of Abraham Lincolns having an orgy.
Lame. Party is tapping out at 4am. Even chanting "USA" didn't rally them.
It must be illegal for me to be this drunk in front of this many children
Um yeah. I just puked. And found your contact.
I'm just walking around Lowe's groping the carpets....
I'll be there in 10. I need you naked and ready. Warm up.
I'm just over here all sober hanging with two high people talking about how they're "free-spirited stallions."
I may have just made our entire microwave glow green. Like big green. Like spark and make me shit green.
Like worse than the time I blew up the microwave with the egg green.
Beer, water, beer, water, beer beer beer beer beer beer beer beer beer beer beer beer so much beer
It all went downhill when I figured out I could launch myself into people with my crutches
No, gay couples have the same problems straight ones do; I wish that we could go back to the days when he would shit with the door closed.
The last thing I need is a possessed urethra.
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