I'm just sayin u wanted to sleep after ur paper. I can make u sleep
Is this going to be a big send off or a somber occasion? Just need to know if I should start drinking on the train or not.
we were so high last night we were cutting bread with my iphone
My grandpa just complimented my boobs. Im taking this as a compliment but also brushing it off as alcoholism on his part.
and then he proceeded to take what he called, a whip cream shower.
would it be mean if I put better with the lights off on my sex playlist just for my hook up with him?
The last thing I remember was paying off her younger brother not to judge me, then puking on his shoes.
And I told him that even though were not together, if he has sex with anyone I would have sex with someone else, video tape it and send it to him.
Drinking a pint every 8 mins right now. Power hour aint shit.
Good luck
Trying doe a second hour and I.cant open my eyes
I should be a dude... Walking a goat on a rope is a total chick magnet.
I think we need to stage an Intervention. Her Instagram is a call for help.
If I had feelings, you would have hurt them.
Why are there four guys spooning on the living room floor?
They're still there? Shit. They were supposed to leave after they hugged it out.
My Boss was giving porn recommendations. I think I'm scarred for life.
I have only been here for a week and might contributed to a dumpster fire on accident.
Randomize
