Yep Great. Apparently I didn't just say things once that night. Drink. Yell. Repeat.
U also mentioned u werent wearing any underwear hahahaha
I told him I don't date guys unless they play a musical instrument. So, he's here and he brought a kazoo.
Its so fun. We're having a music war with the boat next to us. They have strippers.
All I remember is having a LONG talk with a 23 year old mother with a 5 year old kid at a bar who told me "it's not that bad"
It's like the god of all feather dusters, but for your vagina
It really is the softest mustache
Dude. Remember the only two rules I set for that? Always have a sober friend and don't do drugs with a fat chick.
I didn't ask to see his penis, it was an ambush. Impressive though
May the one with the liver that just won't quit win
the only two hours i was sober on this trip and i managed to break my toe. no one will believe this.
Almost caused a huge accident on the highway because I was distracted by how orange the road barrels were
The guy who said he's gonna suck your butthole till your face caves in is at Maggie's
Would love to dress up in respectable attire and take you out somewhere nice and then do disgusting crude things in public
Found out the cop gives spectacular head. Don't ask. We're going out to dinner Saturday.
sorry i got drunk at sunday brunch and force fed carrot sticks to your cat
Swear to god, somebody just drove by with mickey mouse in their passenger seat and he waved at me.
Randomize
