Text. Mid BJ. 8 points.
maybe if you didn't yell 'buh duh duh da duh da dats all folks' when you came she wouldn't have left last night
you kept wiggling your finger at everybody at the party telling us this is how he fingered me. you seemed pretty upset about it.
Changed my sheets. Found a can of rockstar, crushed bag of tostitos, used tissues, and enough of both of our clothes to make a whole outfit.
FUCK YOU CALIFORNIA. YOU DO NOTHING RIGHT. FIRST PROP 8 AND NOW THIS.
I didn't scare your mother by showing up on the roof, did I?
I think she was eating a cup of ramen noodles while we banged, or had a seizure
You're not horrible. Thank you for my pandas.
It was good. Ended up having a 3 hr make out session with her
What is this high school
There was a lot of catching up to do bro
11% beer and firearms, what could possibly go wrong?
I was just going for a one night stand and now I'm at breakfast with his entire family.
All I need is to get out and get laid
Yeah mom sounds like a good idea! Now send that message to the person it was ment for
We walked around last night for hours saying nothing but nom nom nom and barking at each other.
This girls ass literally just fell out of her jeans in front on me on the escalator. Going commando on a Monday morning is a bold move.
Omg I just smoked and it was the end so I basically got resin and death, my throat feels like the twilight vampire description of their thirst for blood
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