gavin joseph was born around 1 oclock 9lbs 12oz... over 21 inches long
Thats what she said
i kno its fucked up..but id rather sleep it off than seek medical attention right now
Do you like marathons because that's how long I plan on fucking you.
New requirements. My future husband must have a nose ring and wear headbands.
We are no longer friends.
Does transporting jello shots count as driving with an open container?
Please tell me nicole sent the picture of the ejaculating penis to you too, otherwise I'll feel really awkward
Seriously, I was a high class hooker. I was snorting shit Rachel, white powder, lines formed with credit cards, the dudes house was beautiful. Magnum condom. Adorable puppy dog. Pretty sure at some point I was sleeping on a washing machine. Boxing Gloves.
Those were the highlights of my night.
I want a burrito.
Truly, you are the voice of a generation.
A pack of naked men just sprinted down the street screaming in German. It's 5 AM.
I packed spaghetti and rum. But panties? Nah
Do you know how hard it is to was the scent of sex from your hair in a gas station bathroom?!
If I ever see that bitch it is going down flavor of love style
It's not even 6 am and I've already told my mom to fuck herself in the face
You know Sunday Funday was a success when 'puke and rally' came at lunchtime on Monday.
Shriek
Why were u walkin around mc with a toilet bowl lid handcuffed to u and carrying a stuffed Teddy bear last night?
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