I blew a .224 after sleeping for 6 hrs, cleary im a champion
Do you think there are girls out there that really do like small penis?
The stories of what you did in Cuba got home before you.
I am a human short and spout . Here is my jager Herr is my redbull . When i get real drink i shout out. Tip me over and pour yeager out
Its a Guy he gets weed for. I'm kinda confused as to why there are going to even be tuxedos involved at all.
In all seriousness...vodka, almond milk and chocolate syrup make a decent white russian.
Sleeping with two different guys who share a driveway is getting increasingly challenging to keep secret
I really have to stop waking up in hot tubs on Friday mornings.
He said in a slur "I go so hard, even when I..." and cut himself off by projectile vomiting all over the ice luge.
So you get idea of what my night was like, I woke up this morning and the back of my head was orange
Yup he definitely fell asleep. I'm trying to bone an old man
You know you're doing well in life when weed is considered to improve your job performance
I responded with "neat-o burrito" to his SEXT...he tried so hard and I just panicked.
this weekend took five years off my life and what was left of my dignity
She yelled “outlaw country” right before we heard the police siren
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