Did you just see the Batmobile???
she went to type in rate my professors and rate my pussy came up in my recent searches. needless to say, i will likely be masturbating to the aforementioned site tonight.
Apparently faking a threesome isn't as much fun as you'd think
Haha he acted like he's never seen a tampon catapolt across the hall before
You weren't a difficult drunk to take care of. I just had to stop you from plunging the toilet once or twice.
I just came so hard I growled. Definitely found my gspot.
You did a body shot out of her belly button with a bendy straw.
You were taking in your sleep. You were like Jess that's that animal we were talking about and you Hugged her feet
I'm bathroom at buffalo wild wings
I think incapable of making pants work send help
I'm experimenting with sincerity
It's a shame things ended how they did. We were well on our way to transforming from acquaintances with benefits to friends with benefits.
Just flash them and yell "JUDGE THESE BITCHES"
Sorry dude, one minute I was flirting with a bachelorette party from Dallas and the next I’m being tied to the bed by the bride
Trying to wrangle us an invite to the wedding
He was so drunk last night. He woke up out of a dead sleep at 330am, walked over to the dresser, opened his middle drawer and proceeded to pee. When I woke up and asked him Wtf he was doing, he told me it was fake pee and blamed it on the cat...we don't have a cat
I miss the pre Covid days when we could meet men in bars. Hitting on guys in the grocery store is just depressing
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