It usually only happens when Im really excited. Normally not that fast. You still enjoy it?
friends don't let friends hook up with gingers.
Just looked at my outgoing calls. Seems I had a 7 minute convo with my 10th grade english teacher at 2:56 am Saturday...
your facebook page is a work of drunk art.
Only time i ever look at my online banking statement is to see when i left the bar.
You left the resturant and came back with a McDonalds burger in your pocket so ya...no more pregaming birthday dinners. Especially since it wasn't your birthday.
I swear some just paged for more cock rings over the intercom.
NoShamevember. You game?
I remember because you made a pirate noise when you came.
We made out a little and then he gave me some weed. I would say it was a pretty productive stop on my way home
Got with someone dressed up as Allen from the hangover so that's where I'm at in life
Also, fucking on half deflated air mattresses is a great full body work out.
I just turned down the best booty call of my life because I have to make a cheesecake. I guess this is growing up.
I was doing handstands in the jail cell and crying “IM A HIGH SCHOOL TEACHER AND IT’S CHRISTMAS EEEEEVE”
Happiness is laying in bed, topless, pouring 4 packs of hot sauce on your taco bell.
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